Blonde Justice. . . . . .

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today. I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo. just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last
year, namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up.... He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt
like an idiot.